Slate Pears Game 391: Sept. 9, 2026
Today’s puzzle has a mere two pears.
The U.S. Open Has Never Seen Anything Like That Alcaraz–Shelton Match. It Was Even More Surreal in Person.
I almost can’t describe what happened after 2:30 a.m.
J.D. and Usha Vance’s Latest Progeny Arrived—and Trump Promptly Did the Most Trump Thing Possible
The latest Vance spawn already did what no baby has in 156 years.
One of Taylor Swift’s Famous Friends Missed Her Wedding. Now We Know Why.
We’re going to get an album out of this.
The Ultimate Myth We Tell Ourselves About the U.S.
“The truth is, part of our government, since the founding, has been authoritarian.”
Unfortunately, RFK Jr. Has a Point About Dunkin’ Donuts
No, the coffee won’t kill you—but the sugar level is a real problem.