There’s Only One Time of Day My Husband Can Have Sex. It’s Driving Me Nuts. Rich Juzwiak
I’m very confused by his erection patterns.
Slate Mini Crossword for Sept. 7, 2025 Quiara Vasquez
Take a quick break with our daily 5×5 grid.
Slate Crossword: When Things Really Click at School? (10 Letters) Chandi Deitmer
Ready for some wordplay? Sharpen your skills with Slate’s puzzle for Sept. 7, 2025.
There’s Only One Thing That Got Me to Stop Drinking Coffee. I Would Have Never Guessed What It Was. Anne Gudger
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my easy, delicious new morning beverage.
My Parenting Style Is Apparently Everyone’s Worst Nightmare. I Won’t Change! Michelle Herman
Everyone gives me the “look.”
HBO’s Next Big Sunday Night Show Is Here. It’s Going to Make a New Star. Sam Adams
Mark Ruffalo may be the biggest name in Task, but it’s his co-star who steals it.
The Secret to a Good Night’s Sleep? Guy Fieri. Slate Staff
Video games, gummies, and Guy Fieri.
My Girlfriend Said She’d Be All Over Me … If I Got a Harrowing Surgery. Rich Juzwiak
Otherwise, she thinks I’m “disgusting.”
I Finally Went to a Banana Ball Game. I Was Not Expecting a Full-Scale Libidinal Craze. Luke Winkie
At a recent Banana Ball game, I witnessed a One Direction–esque libidinal craze. Now I really understand what all the fuss is about.